The issue I have with …
Daylight vampires. Vampires are creatures of the night. That explains why the balance of power is not heavily in their favour. Daylight vampires are not vampires at all. Let’s call them something else.
The issue I have with …
Roger Federer. He’s mortal. One day he’ll retire. He makes tennis beautiful and I fear I’ll never be satisfied watching another player again. I wouldn’t normally wish this on anyone, but I hope a vampire bites Fed. Then he’d live forever. He’d only be able to play night matches though.
The issue I have with …
George Lucas. Star Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Disappointing.
The issue I have with …
Politicians. Convoluted nonsense responses uttered out of fear of saying the wrong thing. People respect honestly.
The issue I have with …
The Sydney funnel-web spider. I’m pretty sure I’d rather face a starving vampire than an angry funnel-web.
The issue I have with …
My pet peeves. They’re rather petty in the scheme of things. I wish they didn’t bother me.
Jonathan K Benton